Menu
Starters
Calamari
14
Deep fried, beer battered and served with garlic Aioli. Crunchy and delicious....probably the blandest thing we serve, but people just want plain Calamari, it is weirdly our top repeat seller
Regular French Fries
10
They are regular French fries if ya need
a description you should be ordering crayons to munch on instead lol
Cheese Fries
14
Fresh Idaho potato french fries, Wisconsin cheddar and smothered grilled bacon. Cheat day has arrived.
Truffle Fries
14
Fresh Idaho potato French fries coated in black truffle oil and sprinkled with parmesan cheese.
Jalapeno Gator Bites
19
Hand made with half a Jalapeno stuffed with Wisconsin cheddar, gator tail and wrapped in bacon. Fried to perfection with a side of Chipotle Aioli. Real inbred hillbilly Florida food. Look out for toothpicks.
Entrees
Oyster Basket
15
Golden fried oysters served with classic French fries and delicious tartar sauce. they have that Creamy fried middle,
Lamb Gyro
10
Grass fed lamb on a toasted pita with Tzatziki cucumber yogurt, fresh marinated balsamic, tomatoes and basil. Sex for your mouth.
The Monster Gyro
15
Same as the lamb gyro, but with double the meat. A total Lamby Carnivore delight.....it's pretty heavy.
6 Buffalo Wings
15
Hot, Medium or Mild. Served with Ranch or Blue Cheese. Big juicy wings.
10 Buffalo Wings
20
Hot, Medium or Mild. Served with Ranch or Blue Cheese. Big juicy wings.
20 Buffalo Wings
31
Hot, Medium or Mild. Served with Ranch or Blue Cheese. Big juicy wings.
Sweet Garlic Teriyaki Wings
Same price as Buffalo wings. These are Effing good, not kidding, lip smacking, tell your buddies, Girlfriends will vulture them good. Not spicy, kids love them sweet and tangy
Fish and Chips
15
Fresh coldwater Atlantic Cod deep fried to a golden brown with Idaho potato French fries. It also comes with authentic London Bridge vinegar sauce. I found this delicious recipe next to the London Bridge...hammered.
Seafood Platter
23
Golden fried oysters, Atlantic Cod and calamari. A delicious cheat day seafood fix.
Hong Kong Pork
14
Smoked for 2-14 hours with apple wood chips cut off the shoulder and served on a plate with a hoisin secret sauce mix. Found this from a street vendor in Hong Kong while yet again hammered.....had to pay $100 for the recipe. No bread.
Vegan
11
I never trusted you people especially the women and still don't; however, I can't have you starve. Balsamic tomatoes on top of a grilled pita. It comes with Tzatziki sauce on the side in a cup which is a yogurt sauce.
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